Onion on Jobs

Man, when the Onion nails it, they sure do nail it. They even make sure to get in some subtle DRM barbs: “Thanks to this revolutionary new software, all your clips — from your son’s bris to your father’s dying message — are available to you, your loved ones, and the 20 million iTunes users, who will be able to view them on up to five different computers.” It would also appear Veronica surreptitiously submitted one of my loveletters; thankfully they had the respect and decency to change our names.