Motorola HD DVRI was just extolling the virtues of time-shifted HD on select popular, somewhat boring programming (see also: Super Bowl). But I’m really, really fed up with what’s become my most hated of all the gadgets in my possession: my crap ass Motorola DCT3416 HD DVR. I’ve gone through three already, and while yes, it does have live FireWire and HDMI out and dual HD tuners, it’s an evil, evil little machine. Here are my most hated things about this most crap-ass of DVRs (in order of least to most hated):

  1. No fast-forward jumpback. I know that no one else has emulated this TiVo feature, but it’s truly one of the best. At least do it like Media Center and give us a 30-second jump in addition to the instant replay.
  2. The remote. Yes, I know it’s a Comcast special, but it’s awful. And the DVR itself doesn’t pick up the signals half the time.
  3. The interface. Obviously, but man, this interface is so terrible it’s just sad. Even a seasoned gadget dork such as myself has a difficult time navigating the UI. And let’s not even speak of the sluggish responsiveness during use.
  4. No shows, yet no free space. Delete shows, and you get more space, right? Wrong. My favorite feature is when I clear out a few shows from the not-even-full DVR, it lets me know that 100% of its capacity is used. Deleting even more shows doesn’t help, you have to do a hard power cycle.
  5. The program guide. Inaccurate data? Sure. No data? Why not. Inability to view program listings in the last few hours to see if you missed anything? No, hell no. Who would need to do such a silly thing as that?
  6. Not recording shows (on time). I guess it really doesn’t matter when your season pass is top priority, it’s totally cool to start recording shows 15 minutes late. Who cares about that first fifteen? Users like me should be grateful it records at all, right?
  7. AV signal constantly dies. During fast forward, rewind, or instant replay, it’s not uncommon (say, about 40% of the time) for the screen and audio signals to totally drop for about 7 seconds, and then come back. Doesn’t sound that bad, but it’s enough to drive a person nuts. Kind of like this unit in general.
  8. Update: Extremely high defect rate. Guess I’m moving on to unit four.

Waiting for that TiVo S3 upgrade any day now, Comcast. Any day now.