A series of roads
People have been pinging me all morning about the Bay Bridge roadway collapse in Oakland, which blew up after a gas tanker exploded just before 4AM this morning. Being that the driver is safe and the only thing the Bay has to fear at this point is even more severely snarled traffic jams, I’d like to take this opportunity to repurpose and horribly butcher a contemporary classic:
They want to deliver vast amounts of commuters over the Bay Bridge. And again, the Bay Bridge is not something you just explode something on. It’s not a big truck. It’s a series of roads. And if you don’t understand those roads can be destroyed and if they are destroyed, when you put your car in, it gets in line and it’s going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that road enormous amounts of cars, enormous amounts of cars.
I'm an editor and technology critic in the midst of founding a new web startup: 
Just the other day, an car was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday and I got it yesterday.
That is pretty hilarious.
I lived outside San Francisco during the Loma Prieta earthquake. I must say, that did impressive things to traffic. I remember the new ways we had to find to get into the city after that. Good luck with the commuting after this.
Also, we used to call it the MacArthur Mess when I lived there… Would be kind of fitting now..