Apr 3, 2007
Keith Richards snorted his father + coke
As if we all didn’t already know that Keith Richards batshit insane. It’s too bad the Stones (pre-1980) are one of the best bands of all time, otherwise I might feel a little weird about liking the tunes of some dude who snorted his father’s ashes cut with cocaine.
Update: Keith’s manager, of course, says Keith was only kidding around. Right, ok, totally plausible, just like that wardrobe malfunction that one time, right?
Co-founder of 
zomg! of coke mixed with gunpowder is called “brown brown” is coke mixed with cremated remains “bone bone”?
i slay me!
Give the guy a break, I mean, his dad’s ashes were right there. What else was he supposed to cut his blow with?
“…You’re not the only one with mixed emotions…”
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070323/capt.sge.ihl56.230307181219.photo00.photo.default-512×375.jpg
sorry, that link broke.
http://tinyurl.com/3962ze
WTF.
Seriously.
WTF.
I’m like completely in shock right now.
So. Screwed. Up.
It was a different era, Ryan. You just wouldn’t understand. Prude.
Man, right about now would be a great time to do a fake PSA: “Don’t do dads” would be the tagline.
Keith snorting his father vs. Ozzy snorting ants… who wins? I think Keith… you?