Dec 11, 2007

Engadget, crushing family owned cable TV channels since 2004

WealthTV has a totally hilarious anti-Engadget conspiracy theorist / linkbait press release. My reply. If only all posts were as fun to write as that one.

Comments (3)

Dec 12, 2007 Permalink

Vance:
Ryan, I am having trouble keeping track of who you are supposed to be “bought” by. :0)

Ah, hold on, I get it now. That is why you guys have a billion ads on your site! You want to have EVERYBODY giving you money that you can claim absolute neutrality! Very clever. :0)
Dec 16, 2007 Permalink

Rick C:
Ryan, this is your big chance to be a media supervillan. Think about it. First you singlehandedly brought Apple to its knees for at least a couple of hours and now this coup. True, this was through one of your minions, but hey you have minions! And your shinny pate, all supervillans are bald. Best of all you have the hottie girlfriend who obeys your every whim….well she is cute anyway. The Mahalo tie segement proved she could be sorta ruthless . Get some matching Matrix style dusters and shades and you could be an evil duo.

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Dec 17, 2007 Permalink

John B.:
That was SUCH a hilarious press release. I almost peed myself! I’ve never even HEARD of WealthTV… obviously more cable companies besides TWC have passed on picking them up.