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		<title>Meeting Fake Steve Jobs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 20:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Block</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So last night Veronica, Niall and I went to the Fake Steve Jobs reading at Books, Inc. in the Castro. We show up, and, well, FSJ describes it best: &#8220;I recognized Veronica right away. I had to stop &#8212; for a moment I could not speak. If it weren&#8217;t for the nitroglycerin tablets that I [...]]]></description>
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So last night Veronica, Niall and I went to the Fake Steve Jobs reading at Books, Inc. in the Castro. We show up, and, well, <a href="http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2007/11/notes-from-tour.html">FSJ describes it best</a>: &#8220;I recognized Veronica right away. I had to stop &#8212; for a moment I could not speak. If it weren&#8217;t for the nitroglycerin tablets that I keep in my pocket at all time, I might have keeled over. How do I describe the effect she has on me? Folks, Veronica Belmont is beautiful on Internet TV, but that is nothing compared to how she looks in person. She friggin glows. She&#8217;s incandescent. Ryan, standing beside her, still seems to have no idea that their relationship is doomed.&#8221;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s kind of funny how this guy &#8212; like so many bloggers &#8212; just kind of breezed in and rattled the cages of both piss-taking tech journos and high profile tech moguls. And his dealings with Forbes should be taught in journo school: during the day he was asking his editors for a long overdue raise and promotion (which he was denied), at night those same editors were courting the still-anonymous FSJ over email. Dan does seem to get that FSJ has a half-life, though. Forbes has a year deal with the blog, but it didn&#8217;t sound like he&#8217;d want to carry on with it forever &#8212; which is probably for the best (although I know a lot of people hope he will). Sometimes you need to end things before it&#8217;s <em>over</em>, you know?</p>
<p>Me? Some self-inflated part of me likes to think <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2007/04/01/real-interview-with-fake-steve-jobs/">I gave Fake Steve his big break</a> (and started the whole stupid &#8220;Real <em>whatever</em> with Fake Steve&#8221; meme &#8212; <a href="http://db.tidbits.com/article/9259">here</a>, <a href="http://www.macnewsworld.com/rsstory/59873.html">here</a>, <a href="http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/notag/fake-steve-jobs-planning-real-tour-306945.php">here</a>, and <a href="http://www.macinspector.com/2007/10/real-anger-over.html">here</a>, and so on). But let&#8217;s face it, the wit and humor that hooked all the early-reading tech insiders was pretty irrepressible, and classic satire needs no help.</p>
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